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| wow. i just realized that it's been two years since i first posted here. what should i do....
i'll steal James' idea. posts appear in italics.
so here's post # 1-
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| Hello, my fellow bipeds. And welcome to...
THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
OK, look. I have no idea what the heck
i`m doin here. yeah. This site is gonna incredibly boring. Yeah. I may
write more today, because it`s hard to type while holding a phone.
Always remember that good is dumb.
BYE PEOPLEZ
- Kevin |
ahhh! the smiley! it won't wash off! let's see... excessive use of the word "yeah"(as you peoples kindly pointed out </sarcasm>), and of course a great line from spaceballs: "evil will always triumph because good is dumb." shortened down to my likings. really boring, but i posted later:
See? Toljaso (see last post)
=>OK, this is the randomest site ever. In fact, I was gonna call
it "randomfreak" , but some random freak took it. Random freak. OK, so
anyways... umm... Strongbad taco salad?
ya, i has gots issues. don`t gots good grammer neither.ore sphelimg, ether. Can U say... "random"?
=>I`m gonna try 2 make the site better, but Brents helping me
and his computer`s screwed up (James: Brent will probably mess up my
site, so U will still B able 2 help)
=>Hey! only 1 day and like, somewhere around...1 hour
and...1/2? days `o school left!!! No more pencils! no more
books! no more teacher`s
"must...restrain...from...killing...the...little...deamons" looks!
=>U know, I never thought that an alternative "Little Red Riding Hood" story could...stink so bad.
OK, 1st, sorry, Brent. It`s an OK movie, but the attempts at humor
are just pitiful. There are too many cartoony jokes in it, and when Red
fell from the cable car: SHE SURVIVED. Now, I`m not sayin that blood
and destruction are good things (thats only in videogames. izzle.
53846.), but answer me this: HOW did she survive an-at least-100ft drop
to the forest below??? Those tree branch thingies shoulda broken!!
Another thing: I noticed that they were trying WAY too hard to make one
of those "lovable 2nd characters" out of the hyperactive squirrel, like
Eeore in Winnie The Pooh. I mean, it`s called Winnie the Pooh,
not Eeore the Donkey, yet he`s on almost as many merchandise
thingies as our friend the Pooh. Man. I never thought I could
link hyperactive squirrels and classic Winnie the Pooh characters. Is
that legal?
For those of U not in band, the movie in question is HOODWINKED.
+++ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT GOOD IS DUMB
BYE PEOPLEZ
-K PASA?
god, that "k pasa" thing just glares at me. for some reason, i thought that changing the k in my name into something different would be witty and amusing.
and for the love of Linda why did I use text language?!? "U will still B able 2 help"? wtf?
yeah, so this is pretty much the prime example of how low my Xanga started. let's mash |FF>>|
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okay. scene: march 26, 2007
Ten Reasons to vote for Cleaveland: ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. He has a polka-dot bow-tie 2. He would give all the illegal immigrants jobs building a border fence 3. Pablo is racist against nuns 4. He's dead, so he can't make bad decisions 5. Grover only takes one of the three missing socks in the dryer. Pablo takes the others and sells them on ebay 6. Pablo has an addiction to soy sauce 7. Pablo doesn't celabrate Corndog day 8. Pablo puts ketchup on hot dogs (for shame!) 9. Pablo killed your dog 10. I'll give you five bucks ---------------------------------------------------------------- Pablo's goin down!
this is after I withdrew Nixon, announced Cleveland, and admitted my love for Yaddle. ths was the "golden age" of my site. combo of blogging and links, and people still visited.
the next one is actually pretty sober, and a really personal post:
what is in the upper regions? wasn't at school today
(horray!), went to a funeral (boo!), so now i'm doing my science
questions that i got from someone because i left my science book at
school. (more boo!) yeah, so my cousin died. I won't go into
detail, but it was really sad. It really made me wish i had gotten to
know him better. we only saw him like, twice a year, as they live in
Caimbridge, wisconsin(well technically, it's the town of oakland, but
caimbridge is the closest town-like area). I really hope some kids'
lives were saved by this, telling them to stop doing drugs, but even
one kid would be awesome (again, i won't go into detail). The good
thing about a small town like Caimbridge is that practically everyone
knows everyone else, and they even let kids out of school early at my
cousin's school to attend the funeral. anyway, I realized that
Friday the 13th isn't as bad as monday the16th, when we got the news of
his death. we also have the Virginia Tech thing. Man, this week stank.
I read some of the gunman's quotes from his video, and he's a complete
wacko. He said something along the lines of " Like Jesus Christ, i did
this for the suffering" He's sick. totally sick. he asked if we'd ever
been impaled, or made to bleed for other's amusement. no, and him
either, most likely. He said that we were all rich snobs, and that we
deserved this. now, i don't know about you, but i don't exactly own a
Ferrari. sick. well, now that i got that out of my system, better get back to skience. (still more boo!) Cleveland 4 prez me
an absolutely sad and confusing time for me. i mean, i've moved on, but i still feel it. it's especially apparent when I see my uncle, aunt and cousin. while they're slowly recovering, you can still see their loss in their faces. it's really apparent around holidays.
i don't really want to do this, but here's a page with more info.
well, now that i'm thuroughly depressed, let's continue to my sort of one year post:
hey, guess what, everybody? it's the 30th anniversary of STAR WARS!! and in my little world of Geekiness, that's awesome. It's also Universal Day of the Jedi, so... happy Day of the Jedi! and, yet another youtube thing.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wGMn8fbmQs horay! -me
oh sweet FSM: i missed the anniversary of Star Wars this year. *harri-karri*
either way, Xanga's about to heat up: FF to may 31:
Brent, i finally got around to reading your last post, and let me tell you: I'm commin for ya. your theroies are going to burn with the rest of the people who beleive that..........Garbage (had to think there for a second) and evolution... brent, you're going DOWN.
bum-bum-BUMMMMMMMMMMM! ahh, it got nicely interesting after this. here's Brent's post, in case you forgot. so now we get a nice, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong post, so sit back with your choice of beverage, and enjoy Brent getting pwnd.
Okay, Brent. It's the big one. so... where to start? The
Beatles, I suppose. but what is there to be said that Maddie and James
haven't? I'll just steal... I mean elaborate on what they said. first of all, the site you STOLE the "information" from has an interesting disclaimer at the bottom-"This
site is intended to be a joke, but I didn't make all this up by
myself." (I kept the last part to remain fair on this issue) so in
other words the person who you copied-and-pasted from doesn't even
beleive this. now, on to the nitty gritty. for some of that elaboration
i was talking about, yes, Jesus was supposed to be on the cover. I
checked it with Wikipedia (not the most trustworthy source, but with
that many people checking it, it should be right.) John Lennon was weird. I will say that. but his Jesus statements wertaken way out of context. according to a Lennon interview (wikipedia, again), - Lennon:
I suppose if I had said television was more popular than Jesus, I would
have got away with it, but I just happened to be talking to a
journalist friend, and I used the words "Beatles" as a remote thing,
not as what I think — as Beatles, as those other Beatles, like other
people see us. I just said "they" are having more influence on kids and
things than anything else, including Jesus. But I said it in that way,
which is the wrong way.
- Reporter: Some teenagers have repeated your statements — "I like the Beatles more than Jesus Christ." What do you think about that?
- Lennon:
Well, originally I pointed out that fact in reference to England. That
we meant more to kids than Jesus did, or religion at that time. I
wasn't knocking it or putting it down. I was just saying it as a fact,
and it's true more for England than here. I'm not saying that we're
better or greater, or comparing us with Jesus Christ as a person or God
as a thing, or whatever it is. I just said what I said and it was
wrong. Or it was taken wrong. And now it's all this.
- Reporter: But are you prepared to apologise?
- Lennon:
I wasn't saying whatever they're saying I was saying. I'm sorry I said
it really. I never meant it to be a lousy anti-religious thing. I
apologise if that will make you happy. I still don't know quite what
I've done. I've tried to tell you what I did do, but if you want me to
apologise, if that will make you happy, then OK, I'm sorry.
The Vatican accepted his apology, but the Southern Baptist Convention (the predominant religion in the U.S. Bible Belt) did not.
Lennon wrote later, "I always remember to thank Jesus for the end of my
touring days; if I hadn't said that the Beatles were 'bigger than
Jesus' and upset the very Christian Ku Klux Klan, well, Lord, I might
still be up there with all the other performing fleas! God bless
America. Thank you, Jesus." (green from Wikipedia) So
Lennon did apologise, weather you accept it or not. My next thing- "it
was 20 years ago today", this is being treated like a wikipedia
article, where every possable angle is analyzed. the 20 yrs. part most
likely means nothing. I will admit that it's a strange coincedence, but
harmless, all the same. now about the drugs.... yeah, like
Maddie said, drugs aren't necisarily related to devil worship. you
forget that this is in the 60's and 70's, the hippie generation. as
horrible as it is, drugs were "it". it's just another case of peer
pressure. they may have had messages about drugs in the songs, but what
are you going to do? a lot of drug addicts listened to their music. I
personally found that the website did a good job of making a joke. I
have never laughed at a website harder in the last...3 hours than this
site. my favorite quote? "The
Beatles, after 40 years still have Satan's power behind them. Before
The Beatles, music was innocent. There was not any loud music or music
with evil lyrics. Music was pure and Christian. The Beatles with "pagan
skins" and electric guitars polluted the Earth. -Pastor Rick Panning" (green from that one site that brent actually beleives) oh,
no! the scary guitars and drums are destroying the world! now, from
what i can tell, there were no references to anything satanic before
1960, i will say that. but there was a thing known as rock n' roll
before the Beatles "polluted" it. not everything is christan in music.
as said on the website itself, there are tribal religious songs devoted
to the the devil. this means that before the beatles, music was not all
pure. I could say a lot more, but i won't. no, i will. one
last thing to the Beatles. these people that believe this junk are
telling us to shun rock n' roll. i found another site telling those who
choose to listen that we need to destroy all that is rock. if we sell
or give away these records, we're just "spreading the message of evil" the
final call: all rock n' roll rocks, from Beatles to Queen, aqnd
everything in between. (rhyme!) don't deny yourself great music based
on a few crazy people with too much time on their hands. next up: evolution. this one will be short. we
evolved. you can't deny all of the evidence. the big thing to remember
is that God did it. it wasn't random. we have the four basic natural
forces, big bang, spreading of galaxies, rise of life, increasing
intelligence, and the present. God was behind all of that. I'm not
Athiest for beleiving science. instead of destroying religion, i think
that science helps explain it. so that is my idea. so there.
phhhhhhhhbt! and finally, (i'm going all out) Vegitarianism. my
verdict: IT'S OKAY. If you want to be a vegitarian, fine by me. good
for you. i admire your truth to your values. one thing- don't try to
convert me. I won't go. Like Ron White said, "I did not rise to the top
of the food chain to eat carrots." you know, I like that quote. that's
gonna be my nev header. I
too think that we treat livestock poorley. we need to do something.
give them a good life before.... yeah. all I'm saying to do what you
want to do. But i'm not defending PETA. nooooo, not them. Nude protests
and pamphlets called "your daddy kills animals" and "your mommy kills
animals", both calling for children to keep their pets away from their
parents because they fish and wear fur coats are just too much. so
the final final verdict is this: Beatles did not worship Satan,
Evolution did occur under the direction of God, and you can be a
vegitarian if you really want to. I beleive that covers it. Brent, you said that my theorie just died? yours have just spontainousley combusted. so there. -me
i changed the formatting a little so it's easier to read.
yeah. i pwnd Brent, and still hold my beliefs( for the most part). haha!
i found an idea later. the quote from Spaniard in the works wasn't about Jesus, but jesus, as in "hay-zeus", a character in the book.
let's see... after this was our southwest vacation, and i kept bloggin. ehhhh... a sample:
i love contradicting my last post! hello again. James, you wanted an awesome post, so here you go: AWESOMENESS! there. sooooo.... yesterday we went to Santa Fe. did some shopping, eating, etc. that took up most of the day. pretty sweet. left Albuquerque today .
staying in Las Crusas. earlier, we saw the Very Large Array (VLA). it's
a group of 27 radio telescopes in the middle of the desert. tis pretty
cool. it was featured in the movie Contact. it's a really
great movie if you get the chance to watch it. of course, they've got a
gift shop. they have some awesome geeky t-shirts, like the one as my
header (i got that one), and one with Einstein on it that says
"186,282.397 miles per second isn't just a good idea, it's the LAW!!" nothing else to report. going to El Paso tomorrow. get to see some family i haven't seen since i was one or so. cool. I've
been reading the news in a lot of towns. i have a weird thing about
newspapers in different towns. in one paper, part of the editorial page
every monday is devoted to Bill O'Rieley, one of the people i hate (see
my upcoming post "People I Hate and Other Such Observations"). sorry. if i can't get advertising space, i still can on my own page. -me p.s.-
i'm gonna stop withe the beatles albums for a while. my evil plan was
to drive brent nuts with them, and if he isn't nuts yet, he never will
be. that, and i'm running out of albums. sorry, brent.
so exciting. i was suprised that you peoples still commented.
here's an awesome one:
Muah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! yes,
from a pile of spare parts, being peiced together through days of
labor, comes the greatest technological frankenstein ever created! yes,
it's.... FRANKEN-PUTER!!!!! sorry. I've finally built my own computer, and it's running just fine. in fact, i'm typing from it right now! bwa-haha! now
all that remains is getting the 54,364,689-or-so files from the other
computer to this one. and cleaning up the mess left over. blah. -me
and she still runs great.
and thus begins the point known as "the downfall", where posts had no meaning, and people stopped caring. the only thing to note is the political battle in these comments ( i won't post it all because it's long.). nothing was here untill....
the endyep. another soul sold to
myspace. what becomes of xanga? nothing, really. but if you, humble net
wanderer, happen to stumble upon this relic of the past and forgotten,
comment in the c-box. i might pay attention if i'm feeling merciful.
either way, seeya. bon voyage. bye! bye! bye! bye! bye! bye! always remember that good is dumb GOOD=DUMB 27 is funny -me
and that's that. a summary of my Xanga life.
ta-da.
and i leave the ever-present request to visit MySpace, http://www.myspace.com/videogamesizzle.be my friend! then i'll hug you and squeeze you and call you george.
or not.
and thus i say, "GOOD = DUMB", and a fond farewell to all. see you next year.
-me
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Spaceballs
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i know i mentioned this a while ago, but here it is, from my myspace.
so, here are people i hate, in no particular order:
---Christian Fundamentalists.
not
all Christians, just those "we’re good and you’re doomed" types. the
ones who rank abortions, gay marriage, and Islam as America’s greatest
enemies. and they hate rock and roll. what the heck?
---Creationists
they
deny all evolutionary evidence and insist that all life was created how
it is today in six days, 6,000 years ago. there’s one youtube director
called venomfangX. he has a series called "Satan invented evolution."
he tries to rationalize his ideas, but does it weakly.
---Republicans
i
know that somebody’s gonna argue about this one, but hear me through.
especially the latest litter. they support Bush in almost everything,
and support McCain’s "100 year War" that he wouldn’t mind.
---FOX News
we
decieve, you believe. they are the Right-wing propaganda machine. they
resort to bashing Obama because he’s black, and had a Muslim
background. then there’s the whole "Barrack HUSSEIN Obama" thing. does
it really matter? they’ve even compared him to Hitler! what’s up with
that?
---the democratic presidential campaign
wait, what? our
party is divided between two sub-parties: hating Obama because he’s
black, and hating Hillary because she’s a nut. while we argue, McCain
only has to pick up the pieces.
---Jack Thompson
the only nutjob who could connect VA Tech to Super Mario Brothers if he wanted to (he hasn’t yet).
i mean seriously. at every major tragedy, he shows up and yells. all he
wants is attention, and we keep giving it to him. speaking of which....
---the Westboro Baptist Church
like
i said, only seeking attention. they keep saying America’s doomed
because we tolerate homosexuality. seriously. that’s all i’m gonna say.
you can gey outraged yourself by going to their Wikipedia entry, or
their fine websites.
---people who quote nothing but Family Guy and South Park
stop it. please, stop it. they’re good shows, but stop. now.
there’s probably a bunch i forgot, so i may write another, but that’s it for now.
peace
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| hmph. here again. this place feels so dark and lonely. it's as if all the life was sucked out. wait- why am i here? i should be on Myspace, where there are actually PEOPLE. but, i feel as if i have to pay some tribute to xanga. there are a lot of things about xanga that are better than Myspace. the biggest thing is that the blog is actually important, as opposed to the profile. but on the opposite side, myspace has a lot more choices for your profile.
now, i must do something cool, like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOpTAL50bl8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3CmXGKXOmk
yay! yay! yay! yeah, now back to ignoring this site's existence for a year or so (at least untill the one year mark! [or would that be 2?])
good=all that good evil stuff-me
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| yep. another soul sold to myspace. what becomes of xanga? nothing, really. but if you, humble net wanderer, happen to stumble upon this relic of the past and forgotten, comment in the c-box. i might pay attention if i'm feeling merciful. either way, seeya. bon voyage. bye! bye! bye! bye! bye! bye! always remember that good is dumb GOOD=DUMB 27 is funny -me | | |
| well, i almost have a myspace spot. i'm just trying to ge the "verification e-mail" so i can do stuff. more on that later -me | | |
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